Humor / Fun Archive

Something Missing This Christmas?

As we enter this festive season, it seems as though there’s something missing. You feel it too, don’t you? It’s simply this: the Rolling Stones have never released an album of their holiday favorites. Who wouldn’t want to hear Mick warble a few spasms ...Read More

The Search for Intelligent Life Continues

The search for intelligent life continues… I’m not talking about somewhere in outer space, I’m talking about right here on earth – in your town and mine. And it’s not just people. The bottom of the “brain chain” here in Nashville is occupied by ...Read More

What the Machines Are Telling Us

It was 1980 and I was working at San Jose Hospital in San Jose, California. I had a new wife, a new baby boy, and the future was glowing with promise. Hospitals are busy places, and seconds can mean the difference between life and ...Read More

Learn to “Talk Tech” without Being User Friendly

For an old man, I’m pretty “hep,” or “with it,” as the kids say.  (No, they don’t.) For a member of the older generation, I’m neato. I’m boss. I’m “what’s happening.” (Not even close.) It has always amused me when people think they’ve “cracked ...Read More

26 Words that Are Fun to Say

snollygoster fopdoodle codswallop slangwhanger metagrobolized rowdydow brouhaha hobbledehoy flibbertigibbet rumbus ballyhoo gallimaufry higgledy-piggledy hornswoggle hoodwink gobbledygook kerfuffle pettifogger supercilious collywobbles frippery gewgaw mellifluous bamboozle boondoggle flabbergasted ...Read More

I’m Not Like Everybody Else

I’m not like everybody else. Take restaurants for example. When I go into a restaurant, I want to sit at a table, not in a booth.  Recent studies show that everybody except me wants a booth. In fact, if it weren’t for the fact ...Read More

How to Excel at Your Job and Fail at the Same Time

What do you do when achieving excellence in your field and achieving your employer’s desired results are mutually exclusive? That is the question faced by the career sign spinner. Sign spinning, or sign twirling, began somewhere around 2006 as a means of directing the ...Read More

Serendipity and Toe Covers

Bright and early each Saturday morning, I set out on a quest, as I have every Saturday morning for the past 35 years or so.  (I also set out IN a Quest – I drive a Nissan Quest van).  I am part of a ...Read More

Seems Perfectly Obvious to Me

My favorite “meat and three” restaurant (café or “greasy spoon” in other parts of the country) was bustling at lunch time, and I was seated close to a table where one of the three women in their forties was complaining to the other two ...Read More

How Do the Cookies Know?

So, how do the cookies know?  Seriously, how DO they know?   It can feel kind of eerie sometimes.  There you are, eating in your favorite Chinese restaurant, and after the meal you open your fortune cookie and BLAM!  You get blindsided by a ...Read More